Thursday, October 28, 2010

Monorel Melaka

Melaka sudah ada monorel!!!!!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Melaka Maju 2010

Poskad Melaka Maju 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Professor dan Pendayung Sampan

Suatu hari, seorang Professor yang sedang membuat kajian tentang lautan menumpang sebuah sampan. Pendayung sampan itu seorang tua yang begitu pendiam. Professor memang mencari pendayung sampan yang pendiam agar tidak banyak bertanya ketika dia sedang membuat kajian.

Dengan begitu tekun Professor itu membuat kajian. Diambilnya sedikit air laut dengan tabung uji kemudian digoyang-goyang.

Selepas itu dia menulis sesuatu di dalam buku. Berjam-jam lamanya Professor itu membuat kajian dengan tekun sekali. Pendayung sampan itu mendongak ke langit.Berdasarkan pengalamannya dia berkata di dalam hati, "Hmm. Hari nak hujan."

"OK, semua sudah siap, mari kita balik ke darat" kata Professor itu. Pendayung sampan itu akur dan mula memusingkan sampannya ke arah pantai. Dalam perjalanan pulang barulah Professor itu menegur pendayung sampan.

"Kamu dah lama kerja mendayung sampan?" Tanya Professor itu.

"Hampir seumur hidup saya." Jawab pendayung sampan itu dgn ringkas.

"Seumur hidup kamu?" Tanya Professor itu lagi.


"Jadi kamu tak tahu perkara-perkara lain selain dari mendayung sampan?" Tanya Professor itu.

Pendayung sampan itu hanya menggelengkan kepalanya. Masih tidak berpuas hati, Professor itu bertanya lagi, "Kamu tahu geografi?" Pendayung sampan itu menggelengkan kepala.

"Kalau macam ni, kamu dah kehilangan 25 peratus dari usia kamu."
Kata Professor itu lagi, "Kamu tahu biologi?" Pendayung sampan itu menggelengkan kepala.

"Kasihan. Kamu dah kehilangan 50 peratus usia kamu. Kamu tahu fizik?" Professor itu masih lagi bertanya. Seperti tadi, pendayung sampan itu hanya menggelengkan kepala.

"Kalau begini, kasihan, kamu sudah kehilangan 75 peratus dari usia kamu. Malang sungguh nasib kamu, semuanya tak tahu.Seluruh usia kamu dihabiskan sebagai pendayung sampan." Kata Professor itu dengan nada mengejek dan angkuh. Pendayung sampan itu hanya berdiam diri.

Selang beberapa minit kemudian, tiba-tiba hujan turun. Tiba-tiba saja datang ombak besar. Sampan itu dilambung ombak besar dan terbalik. Professor dan pendayung sampan terpelanting.

Sempat pula pendayung sampan itu bertanya, "Kamu tahu berenang?" Professor itu menggelengkan kepala.

"Kalau macam ini, kamu dah kehilangan 100 peratus nyawa kamu." Kata pendayung sampan itu sambil berenang menuju ke pantai.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

FA police officer wrote this

A police officer wrote this!

Please read coz may save your life!

Because of recent abductions

In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do

in an emergency situation...

This is for you & for you to share with your wife,

your children & everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips ,

forward them to someone you care about.

It never hurts to be careful

in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :

The elbow is the strongest point

on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide.

If a robber asks for your wallet or purse,


Toss it away from you....

Chances are that he is more interested

in your wallet or purse than you & he will go for the wallet/purse.


3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,

kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out

the hole & start waving like crazy.

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.

This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars

after shopping, eating, working, etc., & just sit

(doing their cheque book, or making a list, etc.


The predator may be watching you,

& this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in

on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,

and tell you where to go.



If someone is in the car with a gun to your head




Instead run the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.

Your Air Bag will save you.

If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it.

As soon as the car crashes bail out and run.

It is better than having your body found in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting

into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:

A.) Be Aware:

look around you, look into your car,

at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van,

enter your car from the passenger door.

Most serial killers attack their female victims

by pulling them into their vans while the women

are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,

& on the passenger side..... if a male is sitting alone

in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back

into the mall, or work & get a

guard/policeman to walk you back out.


(And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Stairwells are horrible places to be alone,

& the perfect crime spot.

This is especially true at NIGHT!

7 . If the predator has a gun & you are not under his control,


The predator will only hit you (a running target)

4 in 100 times, & even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.

RUN, preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8.. As women, we are always trying

to be sympathetic:


It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,

well educated man,

who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp,

& often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,

which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard

a crying baby on her porch the night before last

& she called the police because it was late

& she thought it was weird... The police told her

'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby

had crawled near a window & she was worried

that it would crawl to the street & get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,

whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

He told her that they think a serial killer

has a baby's cry recorded & uses it to coax

women out of their homes, thinking that someone

dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,

but have had several calls by women saying that

they hear baby's cries outside their doors

when they're home alone at night.

10 . Water Scam!

If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running,
or what you think is a burst pipe,
These people turn on all your outside taps
full bore so that you will go out to investigate
& then they attack.

Stay alert , keep safe , and look out for your neighbours!

Please pass this on.

This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because

the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on

America 's Most Wanted when they profiled

the serial killer in Louisiana

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.

It may save a life.

A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..